25 Nov 2009 @ 9:23 AM 
 

Things that make you say Hmmm?

 

I was checking out my new blog stats.  Strange stuff indeed.  Why, just look at a few of the search terms people used to get here:

jackie seal 144
bill ryan 21 november 09 211
jackie seal norah 111
bill bruno miami 9
is bill ryan for real? 189
jakie seal 128
“jackie seal” 127
bill ryan got it wrong         99

Who are these people?  Is Bill Ryan for Real?  Yah baby, 100% real.  All da way real.  Bill Ryan got it wrong?  Pulleeez, we all know better than that. Bill Ryan 21 November 09?  Every freaking day I see these .  Here’s a hint geniuses (or is it GeneI?), www.bing.com + “RSS Reader”.  Search engines are your friend

Here’s a few more

bill ryan mvp 82
bill ryan nov. 27 21
flavor00-none-0000-0000-000000000000 11
“j j luna”+business 1
bill ryan 201

Bill Ryan MVP?  Yep, 7 years and running.  Bill Ryan Nov 27?  Getting ahead of yourselves a little aren’t you? flavor00 – Ask K Smith to check his email - it’ll all make sense.  “J J Luna” + Business?  Yep, JJ is da man and everyone should buy his books and read his site.  “Bill Ryan” – You know, only friends get to call me Bill.  It’s W.G. to everyone else -

The rest of my logs say “Bill, some butthurt attorney is going to sue you” b/c man, I just posted the So Sue me Jackass post and it’s already in the 3 digits of reads.  I recognized many of the IP Addresses and a few are web crawlers, but there’s a bunch of new traffic.  $10.00 says I hear something about it by the end of the day along the lines of “To WebMaster WilliamGryan.com  Please be advised blah blah blah, you have 24 hours to remove the post and provide verification that said post was removed blah blah blah or else we’ll sue you, your momma, your poppa, and that zoophiliac Rabbit loving sausage dog of yours.  Well, I decided to be helpful.

If you’re upset  please send correspondence to postblogbyemail@williamgryan.com  .  This will save you some time and more importantly, it’ll save me some time ;-)

Tags Categories: Humor, Nonsense, Snark Posted By: Roubot
Last Edit: 25 Nov 2009 @ 09 23 AM

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